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Lauren Bradshaw The Office, "Todd Packer": Best Lines of the Night Feb 24, 2011 9:58 PM Michael Scott's oldest friend, Todd Packer (David Koechner), gets an entire episode in his honor on The Office this week. Packer wants to reclaim his desk at Dunder Mifflin, which has most of the staff up in arms, including Holly. Even though she rehires Packer at Michael's recommendation, she quickly regrets her decision after realizing the guy's a grade-A jerk. So how to get him ousted? Dwight and Jim to the rescue! The rivals form an alliance and join their prank skills. Their scheme: phone Packer to tell him he's being relocated to Tallahassee. Meanwhile, Pam does a good deed by purchasing a new computer for Erin, but it stirs up jealousy with Andy, as he begs for a new desktop like a spoiled brat. When did Andy get so whiny, and Michael begin acting grown-up? If Todd Packer represents the old, inappropriate Michael Scott, then perhaps his departure means we're one step closer to a more mature Michael. Let's take a look at the night's memorable lines [break]after the jump.[/break] "I don't want to say the other one was old, but its IP number was one." — Pam, making a corny joke about Erin's desktop "We have been thinking about where Packer should sit, and we can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die." — Michael, explaining to Dwight why they need to take over his desk "Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer." — Dwight, trying to make Kevin feel better after Packer pokes fun at his weight "Who is Justice Beaver?" — Dwight, who doesn't get Jim's Justin Bieber reference Dwight: "And you be sure to get down there and check out that Harry Potter World." Jim: "Whatever you want to do in your spare time is up to you." Dwight: "Harry Potter World is supposed to be fantastic." What did you think of this episode? Don't you agree that Andy was overly annoying, or is it just me? Weigh in below, or head over to The Office community group to chat more! Photo courtesy of NBC
Lauren Bradshaw The Office, "PDA": Best Lines of the Night Feb 10, 2011 6:30 PM Someone tell Holly and Michael to get a room! The newly reunited couple can't keep their hands off each other on the latest episode of The Office , and it's making everyone around them uncomfortable, including me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Holly and Michael as a duo, but I don't ever want to think about Michael as a sexy "jungle cat" — even if it is funny. Holly and Michael aren't the only ones acting like horny teenagers, either. When Pam and Jim return from a Valentine's Day lunch with some alcohol in their systems, they go looking for the perfect hookup spot for some office sex. You know, since everyone else at Dunder Mifflin has already done it. Of course rule-abiding Gabe would never think to stoop to such lovey-dovey shenanigans on company property. He plans something much more demure for girlfriend Erin: a scavenger hunt. But when Erin struggles with the game's clues, she enlists Andy for help. By the end of their search, Erin finally seems to realize the guy she's supposed to be with, or so we hope. While this wasn't my favorite Valentine's Day episode of The Office ever, it did have its heartwarming moments (Michael and Holly exchange I love yous!) and several funny lines. Check out a few of the night's best quotes when you . "It shows that everything you want in life you get, and you can't work for it, it just comes for you." — Michael, explaining how he finally won back Holly. Pam: "Yeah, lunch was wonderful! There was an amazing buffet, and there was a chocolate fondue station, and what else was there?" Jim: "Um, bottomless champagne?" Pam: "Yes, we never found that bottom, did we?" "I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat. The man exudes sex . . . He can put both his legs behind his head." — Holly, trying to justify her attraction to Michael. "I don't sit on your lap cause it's comfortable; I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt." — Michael, who doesn't understand why everyone's saying his PDA with Holly is uncomfortable. "Pizza, soda, the moon? Someone to share it with. Presents under the tree from Santa." — Kevin, describing his perfect Valentine's Day. What did you think of the episode? Are you a little grossed out by Michael and Holly, or do you find them hilarious? I am pretty excited to see them move in together. Weigh in below with your thoughts, or head over to The Office community group to chat more! Photo courtesy of NBC
Lauren Bradshaw The Office, "The Seminar": Best Lines of the Night Jan 27, 2011 11:15 PM This week's episode of The Office definitely had its moments, but this will probably forever be known as "the one with Ricky Gervais." The show's creator stopped in during the cold open as his UK Office character David Brent, in what was undoubtedly the most memorable moment of the evening. Not that the rest of the half hour didn't have its merits. Andy is planning a small business seminar, and he recruits his fellow employees to help with a few presentations. Jim declines after a childhood friend unexpectedly appears, then Dwight, Phyllis, and Stanley also back out. As a result, Andy has to call in for backup: Kevin, Kelly, Ryan, and Creed. Though they may lack public speaking skills, they make up for it with plenty of passion! Meanwhile, Michael is doing a little strategizing of his own. He creates a fake Greek persona, "Mykonos," as a way to generate interest in Andy's seminar and to win Holly back. There's also a heated Scrabble game between Gabe and Erin, although the only words Erin can think up are animal-related. I chuckled throughout the episode, so let's take a look at some of the best quotes. I've listed a handful of my favorites when you . Dwight: "You promised us whales, these are worms." Andy: "They're not worms, Dwight. They're just people with tiny businesses. They're baby whales, which is even cuter." "The winner gets to pick the movie we watch. I have won no games. So far, I've seen The Shining , Rosemary's Baby , The Ring — not really my thing. Although, I do like the early parts of the movies where they have a perfect family and everything." — The always cheery Erin, explaining her Scrabble game with Gabe "There are some people who have charm, and some people who don't. Guess which type I am? Charm type." — Kevin, who tries his best to give a rousing presentation, beginning with Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" "It is important to brand yourself, so I have a couple of things in the works: the business bitch, the diet bitch, the shopping bitch, the etiquette bitch." — Kelly, who clearly has more business savvy than anyone gives her credit for "Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two knee caps, a penis. I have just described to you the loch ness monster, and the award for his capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?" — Creed, giving his motivational speech to the seminar's students "Where's your jet pack, Zuckerberg?" — Jim's childhood friend, Tom, ridiculing Jim for calling him dumb when they were kids (nice Facebook/ Social Network reference!) What did you think of the episode? Are you happy with how The Office is performing in 2011? Did you want to see more Ricky Gervais? Talk it out below or head over to The Office community group to chat more! Photos courtesy of NBC
BuzzSugar The Office Midseason Quiz Dec 30, 2010 4:00 AM Though The Office started off shaky this season, it managed to turn things around and end on a high note with its holiday episode . Along the way, we've watched as Andy continues to pine over Erin, Michael tries to win back Holly, and Pam and Jim settle into life as new parents. Those are just the basics, but do you think you can remember specifics about each of the episodes thus far? Try your luck with our midseason quiz. Psst! If you're a fan of the show, don't forget to check out The Office! group in community. Photos courtesy of NBC
Lauren Bradshaw The Office, "Classy Christmas": Best Lines of the Night Dec 10, 2010 8:30 AM I'll admit I was leery when I first heard that The Office 's holiday episode was going to be a full hour. Call me a Scrooge if you must, but seeing as how the series has been hit or miss, doubling the regular time slot seemed like a terrible idea. But the morning after The Office , I'm a believer. This episode was good — really good. It balanced just the right amount of silly humor with seasonal sweetness. Michael Scott dons the Santa suit once again, but plans for the regular office party get upended when Toby announces that he's doing jury duty for the Scranton Strangler case. In his place, corporate is sending Holly, which puts Michael in a frenzy. He plans a swankier shindig in her honor, but when she shows up, Michael makes a disappointing discovery: Holly and her boyfriend AJ live together. All is not as bleak as it seems however. Holly reveals that she's giving AJ an ultimatum to propose, so Michael may get his happy ending yet. Meanwhile, Dwight spends the episode taunting Jim. The guys agree to duel with snowballs, which escalates into Dwight assaulting his enemy. But don't feel too terribly, because Jim still has a nice Christmas thanks to Pam's sweet gift, and it's kind of nice seeing Jim being more vulnerable than usual. That's what the holidays are about, people: helping your fellow man, family, and snowball fights. I've said enough, but let's chat about a few of the funny lines when you . "I have no feeling in my fingers or penis, but I think it was worth it." — Dwight, after attacking Jim with snowballs "It looks beautiful in here, super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers." — Holly, commenting on the office's holiday twinkle lights (it does look like the inside of a limo!) "That is a great idea, ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself." — Kelly, doling out advice to Holly "Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you're going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone." — Dwight, who uses his extensive wig collection to pose as Pam and fool Jim "Wait, wait guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think . . . it's not possible . . . that Woody did this to himself?" — Kevin, trying to justify why Holly's Woody doll is damaged with coffee What did you think of the episode? Did it put you in the holiday spirit? Share your opinion below or head over to The Office community group to chat more! Photos courtesy of NBC

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